Sanity Test

The following test will provide you with an evaluation of your sanity.

DISCLAIMER: I have no background in psychology, I'm not a psych major, and this test doesn't really have anything at all to do with actual sanity. It's for entertainment purposes only. The name comes because these are all pretty crazy things to do.
Please answer the following questions.

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Have you ever...
Yes No 1. Walked down the middle of the road with a shoe on your head?
Yes No 2. Screamed at your feet?
Yes No 3. Talked to plants?
Yes No 4. Sat down on the yellow line in the middle of the road?
Yes No 5. Eaten ice cream with a fork? (Doesn't count if eaten with cake)
Yes No 6. Consumed gasoline?
Yes No 7. Tripped someone in the street?
Yes No 8. Been mad at someone for something you dreamed?
Yes No 9. Invented a game because you were bored?
Yes No 10. Played truth or dare?
Yes No 11. Done something that wasn't nice but it was funny?
Yes No 12. Told a cop, "(S)he's just sleeping it off"?
Yes No 13. Annoyed a cop? (Officer Mitchel, I thought you said you didn't want to come back here.)
Yes No 14. Ate lunch with a cop?
Yes No 15. Been obsessed with someone you'd never met? (actor, actress, singer, etc.)
Yes No 16. Been obsessed with someone you didn't have a chance with? (Homecoming queen, football captain, etc.)
Yes No 17. Gone mini-golfing?
Yes No 18. Made something up and insisted on it so much that you started believing it yourself?
Yes No 19. Owned a spork?
Yes No 20. Dressed like a character in a movie you were going to see? (eg. Darth Vader for Star Wars)
Yes No 21. Gone to a 24-hour store late at night or in the wee hours of the morning because you have nothing better to do?
Yes No 22. Been in a water fight?
Yes No 23. Been in band?
Yes No 24. Chewed on something unusual? (paper, cardboard, clothing, electrical wire)
Yes No 25. Tickled someone just to make them squirm?
Yes No 26. Created a nickname for someone?
Yes No 27. Played with your food?
Yes No 28. Slept all night on the floor/couch/where ever you happened to crash?
Yes No 29. Not slept all night?
Yes No 30. Had a shoe fight?
Yes No 31. Responded to something trivial with violence 
Yes No 32. Been in a non-ventilated area filled with substances that should be well-ventilated?
Yes No 33. Used Jello for any reason other than eating it?
Yes No 34. Eaten something when you didn't know what it was? (Cafeteria food counts.)
Yes No 35. Eaten something when you didn't know where it had been? (Cafeteria food counts.)
Yes No 36. Sang anything really loud in public? (Not for a concert or recital.)
Yes No 37. Given yourself a swirlie?
Yes No 38. Colored your hair?
Yes No 39. Been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex?
Yes No 40. Stayed awake and payed attention to one of Mr./Mrs. ________'s lectures? (Fill in as appropriate)
Yes No 41. Laced someone's shoes together?
Yes No 42. Wanted the bad guy to win?
Yes No 43. Streaked?
Yes No 44. Walked in the snow barefoot?
Yes No 45. Played hide-and-seek in a store?
Yes No 46. Made animal noises really loud in public?
Yes No 47. Not noticed when someone wouldn't talk to you for an extended period of time?
Yes No 48. Yelled at the voices in your head in public?
Yes No 49. Named the voices in your head?
Yes No 50. Written a sanity test/purity test/drug test, etc.?
Yes No 51. Had someone else play with your food?
Yes No 52. Dressed like a member of the opposite sex?
Yes No 53. Screamed at strangers?
Yes No 54. Plotted someone's demise?
Yes No 55. Talked in the third person?

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